Spacelines from the Far Out - Captain's Prologue

Greetings Earthlings. We've received a lot of radio signals from your planet with requests to get your hands on the game. We've heard you loud but not clearly due to some interference. We think this Captain's Prologue should do the trick! In A Galaxy Far... Far… Just Kidding! Welcome to 'Spacelines from the Far Out' a heavily comedic sci-fi party, co-op, rogue-lite, tycoon, space sim, almost an action RPG (is that too much?!) game that blends the golden era of air travel with the utopian space age of the ’60s! An original richly detailed sci-fi universe filled with all the annoyances you’ve come to expect from being in the commercial Spaceline industry, including but not limited to... Serving incredibly bad food, performing dance-offs, random encounters of the 5th kind, repairing broken equipment, dealing with gravity loss, piloting 101, vomit puddles, floating vomit puddles, hull damage, space hazards (no moon wizards), so many asteroids, lack of...