Harpagun

Be Harpagun. Get stranded on a deserted planet. Accidentally destroy your own rocket. Be swarmed by insane critters. Wreck stuff, throw aliens. Argue with your useless crew. Smash more enemies. Meet a girl. Have hallucinations. Listen to slav beats. Shoot living grenades. What is? Look at gifs. This a game. In VR. With story and stuff. Also combat. A lot of combat. It’s good - you have weapons but won’t use them cause it’s more fun to take a washing machine and slam it into an alien’s head. You can move stuff with a gravity ray. Enemies too, just yeet them into a wall or something and they die. It’s an arcade game. You know, one of the ones you actually have fun playing. Like an on-rails-shooter but not really because you can move around and don’t puke. Just try it, it works. If not - return to sender, spend money on other stuff. Ok,...