Where is my hat?

Chaos for Two You are two naive cultists summoned by an almighty (but extremely forgetful) deity to find his favorite hat among mountains of sacred relics. The catch? The god hates slowness — if you take too long, he’ll start an apocalypse out of boredom! What to do: Kick everything that moves — your rival, treasure piles, even a ball flying at you. Search for artifacts — among the deity’s relics, you’ll find the weirdest tools, from a rabbit’s foot to a bottle rose. Use your finds cleverly: Rabbit’s Foot: Grants invincibility, but make sure your insurance covers it. Broken Bottle: Place a spike in your friend’s path... or accidentally step on it yourself. Ball: Throw it at your rival to push them onto spikes, at spikes to launch yourself into a friend, or at yourself to... uh, I’m confused. Rocket: Perform a jet-powered dash and leave a smoky trail spelling "BYE!". Escape divine impatience...