Tortuga - A Pirate's Tale

Ahoy, Me Hearties! I bet y’all are curious as to why I summoned you on deck for a wee gathering and mingling. Well, it has come to me attention ye carousers are… how shall I put it… not amused with our most recent exploits. I smell the reek of mutiny infesting the lower decks… So here I am, your very own, humble Captain: Are you not entertained? Didn’t I treat you well? Was it the abundancy of grog? The brimful barrels filled with tobacco? The caring warmth of a bewitched siren while on shore leave? Or my generosity of splitting the booty fair and square? Enlighten me senses: Is this all you signed up for? Is this the pirate life as you imagined it would be? I challenge y’all: which of you landlubbers dares to speak of mutiny and spill your own captain’s blood to seize control over this ship? Draw your cutlass right now...