The Ditty of Carmeana

An epic action-adventure video game that is definitely not a legend. If you're looking for a game where you blow up a lot of stuff or murder a lot of people... this is not your game. If you're looking for a game that's a beautiful visual spectacle... this is not your game. But, if you're looking for witty razor-sharp satire on the themes of video games in our society... this is still not your game. If you are looking for a zany spoof in the style of Monty Python and Mel Brooks... this is your game. The beautiful, redheaded, and obnoxiously thin Princess Carmeana has been kidnapped and held ransom. The King, not wanting to incur the expense of deploying the army, decides to recruit a "fairy boy" to Rescue the Princess™. Meanwhile, there lived a poor farm boy named Kai (pronounced "Lance"). One day as he was trudging back to town, he encountered a...