Oppai Party Creampie Quest

After botching a quest to stop a rampaging dragon and not scoring any loot you’re back farming slimes in a low level dungeon. Thankfully some adventurers come by looking to party up with you since you can’t cast offensive magic and are stuck with support spells. Unfortunately, they are an annoying lovey-dovey couple trying to have some risky outdoors fun. Slogging through the dungeon is a pain, enduring the awkward flirting of the girl throwing herself at the unresponsive div of a boyfriend. Your only reprieve is boring combat against weak slimes. Eventually the group stumbles upon a room containing a magical grimoire and before Mr. Boyfriend enters you chant a cheeky spell trapping yourself and the clearly inheat beastwoman alone in a room together, and wouldn’t you know it she totally buys the whole “looks like this room was rigged with a magical trap that won’t open until the people inside have sweaty, intense,...