Drunk But Not Wasted Knight

He was never the kind of knight people took seriously.Now he’s... still not taken seriously. But he swears he's on a quest.They say he’s brave.They say he’s honorable.They also say he once tried to joust a windmill while pants less.Let’s just say the truth is complicated.Tonight, he barges into your life with a busted helmet, a tankard of something vaguely fermented, and a wild tale about destiny, betrayal, and a suspicious goose.You’re not his friend.You’re not his squire.You're just a tired peasant who wanted a quiet meal and maybe to not get recruited into nonsense.Too late.There are things Sir Knight needs to do.Things he forgot.Things he misquoted.Things he might have hallucinated.Now, you’re the only one nearby with enough brain cells left to help him figure it out.Through drunken ramblings and questionable side quests, you’ll decide what kind of knight he becomes.A hero?A menace?Or just... slightly less embarrassing?You’ll choose how to respond.You’ll guide his misadventures.You’ll probably...